We used to suffer from the old boys' network. Now we've got something far worse: the Peter Principle come of age. In 1974, Dr Laurence J. Peter nailed it: people rise through hierarchies until they reach their level of incompetence. Fifty years later, Westminster isn't just proving his theory; it's become a masterclass in spectacular institutional failure. We've built a seamless pipeline: Oxbridge to think tank to special advisor to safe seat. Zero lived experience, maximum arrogance, catastroph